Recent Additions to the Idées Reçues of Flaubert

Leader: scarecrow
Honor: a blank space where one obscurely feels one ought to feel something; the perpetration of
                any particularly heinous scandal or outrage
Beautiful: mine. In some cases: yours but I want it. Gilded
Mine: beautiful, and possibly up for sale. Gilded
Deal: a rip-off. More broadly, any highly unstable provisional arrangement
Democrat: democratic or enemy
Nobel: the pot of golf at the end of the rainbow
Impressive: vulgar, tasteless
Smart: dependably submissive
Family: an archaic organisation of avowedly inferior beings, a power-base
Gold: anything that glitters, one letter away from golf
Golf: the game of kings, one letter away from gold
Failing: of limited distribution, but sinisterly and uncannily accurate
Winning: losing
Re-evaluation of all values: *&2#%+>
Foreign country: real estate
Real estate: q.v. ‘Beautiful’
Don’t know: not telling
Know: have heard tell of
Someone: no one
We: I
You: they
I: anyone at all, it depends
They: run
Gracious: married
Great: quodlibetical, random (a universal qualifier or sprinkle that costs nothing)
American: subject to reassignment
Bad: desperate, starving, without means
Very bad: desperate, starving, without means; additionally, Black or Latin
Patriot: the missile. Also any self-seeking mountebank
Rip-off: an equitable and mutually advantageous arrangement of long standing
African: Afrikaner
Administration: gilt by association
Announcement: axiomatically disappointing and, over time, wholly inconsequential, but remember
             to always watch this space
Handsome: overweight, own hair, in rare exceptional cases, bearded
Tariff: a sales tax
Income tax: an unfair levy on genius businessmen
Important: negligible, ambiguous
Significant: piffling
Egg: obscure item, highly sought after and of great price

An Epitaph to the Political Career of Christian Lindner

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